We Haven't Met, Yet We Have

Hey. I'd like to formally introduce myself. I live next door. I know you've seen me sleep, maybe you've seen me in my underwear a few times. I've seen you smoke, I've seen your friends. They look important and nice. Soon we'll be having strange times together. Because there will be times we will be sitting merely a few meters apart but still on our own. We're gonna pretend we don't hear each other's conversations or judge each other's taste in music. I hope you won't mind that I'll be sitting on my bacony in just a sports bra and shorts to tan up. We might have some polite conversations from time to time but mostly we might just nod at each other to acknowledge each other's presence. This is going to be strange, but we're going to get used to it. We're neighbors and this is balcony-city-life.