This Is Your Buddy

"Say hi to your new life-long buddy!"

"I don't want him!"

"You don't get to choose that. Besides, you're hurting his feelings. Here, take his hand."

"I don't want to."

"Listen, we've been over this a thousand times. You're at the age where we've figured out who your buddy is going to be and if you don't make friends with him he'll just follow you around like a creepy little stalker."

"Can't I just do some work and avoid having to have him?"

"Oh, honey. Haha. Work can't help you. I'm sorry. Just take him."

"I would rather not. I'm sure there's another way."

"Listen, it's not my job to stand here and argue with you. The fact is that you're gonna take little Mr. Indecision here with you as your friend or he'll just sneak up on you all the time. I don't care."

"..."

"Take him."

"..."

"Seriously. I don't have time for this. I gotta go. I hope you two work it out together. Bye."

"Wait...! Oh fucking hell then. Hello, I'm Georgia."