The Little Girl Who Didn't Care About Much

The little girl smiled at the caterpillar slowly making its way across her foot. Then she picked it up and threw it into the sewer. The sun was shining and the birds were singing. She couldn't wait to get home and see her family. She opened their big red front door but the house was completely quiet. She went into the kitchen and suddenly her entire family and friends jumped up from various hiding places and yelled "Surprise!" The little girl got such a fright she instinctively via an app detonated 15 handgranates placed around the house. Now she no longer had a family and the lovely food on the table was not appealing anymore. She turned around on her heel and went outside to go to her neighbor's house to ask for some food. When she got there no one was home so she picked up a brick and threw it through the window of the front door. She walked in and went to have a look in their fridge. They had food to make a toast with so she dug out the toaster from behind their plates and fixed herself a toast. Suddenly she heard growling behind her. Their big dog was ready to attack. She threw the half eaten toast at the dog who got distracted and the little girl parkoured out of the window. She ran across the fields until she saw the local farmer's ponies. She swung herself on top of one of them and held on for dear life as the frightened pony tried to get rid of her. Eventually it stopped bucking and rearing and she signalled for it the canter away into the sunset while she fired off her pistol.