The Escaping Princess

Once upon a time there was a princess in a tower in a little insignificant town in an ancient kingdom. She had been locked away in the tower against her will by evil little soldiers called Germs. She had been able to fight them for quite some time but one day she let her guard down and left her armour at home and they attacked. She decided not to use any weapons on them other than organic ones which limited her attack immensely. They locked her in the tower in a room with an extremely comfortable bed, (so she couldn't complain about that). All they had given her to get by on was fruit, tea and a poor appetite. On the second day she made a parachute out of oranges and string and tested a model of it on a lunch box but the experiment ended horribly. She tried making a rope of banana peels that she could slide down on. She tried to paint the word HELP with the juice of strawberries on the windows but it turned into smushy yuck. She threw blueberries on people walking by but when they looked up they saw nothing but clouds because of an evil magic trick the Germs had come up with. Eventually the princess just ate all the fruits and slept for 72 days until one day she woke up with the strength of a mother gorilla and beat the Germs and escaped the tower.