Steve The Bastard

"Gurl, you need to close all them tabs. They're stressing you out!"

"Life is stressing me out, Linda. And don't call me gurl."

"Alright, alright. Chill."

"Don't tell me to chill."

"So I can't even talk to you no more?"

"Stop talking like that. It's not you, Linda."

"You're right, it's not." *pulls off her mask*

"NO WAY! STEVE YOU BASTARD!"