Some Days

"Some days will be grey. Some days will be blue. Some days will be red. Depends on what glasses you're wearing. But it's a lie if you tell yourself you can only wear one pair of glasses for the rest of your life. You have to change it up."

"But they're so expensive. I can only afford one pair!"

"Let me tell you this. You cannot NOT afford only one pair."

"Oh fuck off, you're just trying to sell me more shit."

"Correct. Is it working?"

"I'll take 5."