She's Like A Strawberry, Man

"You know, man. It's just like, if she was a fruit, you know? She'd be like a strawberry. Like the juciest one in the pack, you know, right? When you're going to do your grocery shopping, and you didn't know, but you see all these awesome packages of fruit, I mean, strawberries, right? And you were actually just going to get like, I don't know, your regular groceries, but you see these strawberries, right. Are you with me? Yeah, so you see these strawberries, and you're like 'damn, now I really want some strawberries, those look super tasty' and you go examine the packages for the best one and you lift one package and there it is man. There it fecking is. The biggest, juciest, plummest, most beautiful strawberry you know. And you're just like, you can just imagine it, right, like being at home and sinking your teeth into that strawberry. And you kinda keep looking at it in your grocery basket, because you're like, really excited about that strawberry and it like just happened out of the blue. I mean, what are the odds? You weren't even GOING to the shop for strawberries and there you are with the perfect one. I mean, life just sorta happens, doesn't it. Wow, man. I'm serious, that's like actually what I feel like about her."

"Okay, I get it. You like her."

"Yeah.. I guess, I do."