Pull The Future

"What are you doing?"

"I'm pulling the future closer."

"You can't do that."

"What do you mean? As in it's impossible or I'm not allowed?"

"A bit of both, I guess."

"And why is that?"

"The future will arrive exactly when it's supposed to."

"That only has meaning if you believe in fate."

"Stop pulling!"

"So you're saying it's possible since you want me to stop?"

"I think you should stop for your own good."

"Sounds like a threat."

"Well, I sure wouldn't mess with the Universe."