Kyle And Sam And A Phone Call

"Her hair smelled like daisies and her eyes were as blue as the Mediterranean sea." he said looking out the window longingly, somehow wishing she would appear and walk past his window. "Oh, shut the fuck up, Kyle." his roommate said. "What?! Why do you always have to be so negative?" Kyle said and turned around to face his roomie. "You always go on and on and on about these girls that you go on one date with, ONE! and they never call you back. It's pathetic, dude." his roomie argued. "Well, I think you're just a miserable cynic." Kyle said and crossed his arms. "Maybe. But then you're an ignorant butthole." his roommate said and returned to play his videogame. "Please don't use the word butthole, Sam. It sounds so childish." Kyle said still looking at Sam. "Sorry, mom." Sam said with a grin on his face. "Don't call me mom!" Kyle said and uncrossed his arms, clenched his fists as he stamped on the floor in anger. "Sure, mom." Sam teased. "I said stop!" Kyle demanded. "Okay, okay. I'll stop." Sam put his hands in the air. Kyle sighed and sat down in the large window pane. "Mom." Sam said. Kyle was just about get up and hit Sam, but in the same second his phone rang. "IT'S HER! IT'S HER!" Kyle yelled. "When then answer it, goddammit!" Sam yelled back. "But, what do I say?" Kyle said with wild eyes. "Hello would be a decent start? Just answer the goddamn phone, you moron!" Sam said and picked up the phone and held it out to Kyle. "I can't." Kyle said and backed up to the wall. "Of course you can!" Sam said. He pressed on the green button. "NO!" Kyle yelled, but Sam had already put the phone to his ear. "Hi, hello. This is Sam, Kyle's roomie speaking. Kyle is currently freaking out, because he's an absolute dork and I have no idea why you'd give him a second chance, but can I take a message for him?" Sam said grinning. Kyle was speechless. His heart pounding heavily in his chest. "Mhm. Great. I'll pass that on to him. Thank you, Katie. Have a nice day." Sam hung up the phone. "What.. ehm." Kyle cleared his throat. "What did she say?" "Oh, just that you forgot your scarf at the café and she handed it over to the staff." Sam said and started laughing.