Immortality

"Write something about me."

"Why? Isn't it enough that I talk about you all day?"

"No. I need you to immortalize me."

"Why? Are you going anywhere?"

"Maybe. You never know."

"I won't do it, if you're going to act all mysterious."

"Why are you writing all of this down then?"

"Because I have a feeling this is it and I want to remember you."