I Bought You A Book

"I got you something."

"What, you did?"

"Yeah, it's like not a big deal or anything. It didn't cost much. Like, don't freak out. I just saw it and thought of you."

"Okay..."

"Here it is. If you don't like it, I can just keep it. I like it too."

"So you want to have it, is that it? Like, you actually want to keep it?"

"No, no. I bought it for you. But I don't want to freak you out."

"I'm not freaked out. I'm very difficult to freak out. It's really sweet of you."

"Do you like it?"

"It is spot on me. So much I've already got one back at home."

"Oh my god. I'm keeping it then, forget it."

"But I don't have a version that was given to me by you."