How Are They All The Same?

"How do they not vary?"

"But this is exactly how we like them, Sir."

"Yeah, but shouldn't they be a bit different? Isn't a bit of diversity good?"

"But, Sir. Why should we change a good thing?"

"But it's not exactly a good thing, is it now? They're very faulty."

"But that's how they're supposed to be."

"Well, I think they suck."