Going Out As Jesus

Can you imagine it? Buy a costume and a wig and dress up as Jesus and go out with your friends. You'd see Jesus walk up to a bar and ask for a couple of tequila shots. He might shake his booty on the dance floor once he's gotten a bit too much wine. He'll give out forgiveness like it's free samples. You'd probably want a selfie with Jesus. It's not every night that he's out. He'd go to the bathroom with his friends. Leave his purse and coat in the wardrobe of the club. Bust some serious moves to the newest techno. At the end of the night you'd find him at McDonalds or the kebab shop being pretty tired and groggy not too eager to hand out all that forgiveness no more. You'd see him staggering home and at the end of the night if you live in the same complex as him you'd see him fumbling with his keys and smile at you drunkenly before entering his flat.