Gary The Idiot

A: "Why do you think we're all gathered here today?"

B: "Personally, I believe it's because Gary is an idiot."

A: "Now, Ben, try to be nice. Remember this is a safe space. Let's get back to that point later, but that's actually not why we're gathered here."

C: "Is it because Brenda put food poisoning in the water?"

A: "Also, a good point, but no. No, that's not why we are gathered here today. Anybody else has an idea?"

Q: "I think it's because of Lola driving that truck through the office. Isn't that it?"

A: "Also, no. But we'll get back to that one as well. It's been a while since we last had a meeting, huh. I'm glad you're all sharing your problems, but we need to get to the core of why we are here and I'd love it you kind of already knew within yourselves what it was."

D: "Well, I think it's because Danny didn't change the diaper trashcan and accidentally set fire to the dumpster while he was smoking."

A: "Also a good point, but no, that's also not it."

B: "I simply can't come up with a reason, if it's not because Gary's being an absolute cunt at the moment. He's pure evil."

A: "I think... I think that's a little harsh."

Q: "No, no Gary is definitely a cunt."

D: "I agree."

C: "Second that! Let's take down Gary, lads! Come on!"

A: "No, guys! No, please stay, let's talk about the real underlying problem here!"

B: "Let's get him, boys!"