Fairytale 1

Once upon a time there was a little girl who didn't know how to tie her shoe laces. And that was because she didn't want to learn. This little girl was stubborn as hell and this did not help her in any regard. She'd never learned a lot of things, because she was too stubborn and didn't want to learn. She never learned how to do her taxes, so she was reported to the police. She never learned how to show up for court, so she was thrown in prison. She never learned how to be a badass, so she became somebody's bitch very fast. So, it was in fact very stupid of the little girl to be stubborn, but she was too stubborn to admit it.