Coffee In Tea

(writing tip: write about tea and coffee.)

"I just can't believe you did that, Greg."

"Come oooon, it was just a little joke."

"I mean, I know you've always hated I drank tea instead of coffee even though it's MUCH healthier, but to pull a stunt like that..."

"Babe, seriously, it was just a little prank."

"Yeah, but I don't do it to you, do I?"

"No, no. But that's because you're not funny, babe."

"Excuse me?"

"It was a joke! It was a joke! Geez, I just put a liiittle bit of coffee in your tea."

"Yeah, but it was my special tea that I bought that-"

"-That time we were in Thailand, yes I know, honey"

"Yeah, so why would you ruin it? Now I had to go make a new cup of tea and everything and I'd JUST gotten cosy"

"Okay... I'm sorry I ruined your tea, babe, I thought you would see the humour in it."

"Well, I didn't. And I never do. So stop, please."

"I'll stop."

"Thanks. Now can we watch the show again?"

"Yeah, sure"

"GODDAMMIT, GREG."

"Hahahaha! Gotcha! Again!"

"How the hell? You weren't even in the kitchen when I made this cup! I'm so angry with you!"

"What can I say? The Greg works in mysterious ways."