A Swallowed Magnet

"I could leave, but I can't really anymore."

"What do you mean?"

"I swallowed a magnet."

"Fuck... When?"

"A month ago."

"Oh, shit. I'm so, so sorry to hear that. Could you get it operated out?"

"To be honest, I'm not sure I want to."

"What? Why? That way it won't hurt to go."

"I know. But maybe I'm just gonna se where this magnet leads me this time."

"Are you ill? You don't sound like yourself."

"I think I'm actually quite well. Surprisingly."