A Holy Cafe

"Sorry, sir. There's a big hole in your floor."

"Oh yeah, I've seen it."

"Aren't you going to fix it?"

"Ha! Like I've got the money to do that!"

"But it's a cafe? It's a safety hazard!"

"It's rather fun to watch people fall down the hole."

"They're gonna close your cafe down you know, if you don't fix it."

"And I'll have fun until they do."