60 Analogies

"I've run out of analogies. Can I order some more?"

"Sure thing. How many do you need?"

"I want to say 30. But if I'm honest, I think I need twice that amount."

"Awesome, I'll have them in by next week."

"Next week? I thought you did next day deliveries?"

"Listen, this isn't Amazon.com. Our staff aren't robots."

"But I need them for tomorrow!"

"Sorry, then you gotta order them somewhere else. You want a mixed bunch of analogies, right?"

"Yes, I do."

"Yeah, those take time, man."

"I don't know anywhere else I can order them. You sure you can't get them before next week? It would be a massive help!"

"I don't know, man. It's Christmas. I guess, I can ask. But no promises!"

"Thank you so much!"

"So 60, yeah?"

"Unfortunately, yes. 60."